Naked Buzz Lightyear Photographed in Nuremberg

Fictional spaceman Buzz Lightyear made a real-...

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I’ve always been a fan of Buzz, but this kind of public indecency is over the line.

Fortunately, the woman photographer wasn’t exposed to this atrocity in the moment.  She, as you could probably have guessed, saw the disturbing image upon reviewing the photos later.  The York Press was gracious enough to make sure everyone got a look at the nude image of Mr. Lightyear.

Abbey Linfoot, who caught the image while on vacation, noted “it looked a bit like a naked Buzz Lightyear toy, but could be a bee or an insect or something.”  We all know it wasn’t an insect or a hummingbird.  Daft commenters suggested that this could have been in The National Enquirer and I must remind you all that the Enquirer has a long history of breaking scandals before the more “respected” outlets get around to it.

Of course, who the hell knows what the Nuremberg Angel gets up to in the off-season.

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2 Responses to Naked Buzz Lightyear Photographed in Nuremberg

  1. Autumnforest says:

    A naked buzz lightyears, really??? Looks just like the crappy ceramic angel we had to hang on the tree every year and was always so heavy, it fell down and broke the branches on the way. Had a thing against cherubs ever since.

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