Because nobody wants a pack of flaming hounds set upon them.
I don’t know about this one. Someone will like it, I’m sure of that. I’m just not sure it’ll be me.
The Tempest now has a female lead. OK, I can deal. Russell Brand plays a drunken rock star….ahem, I mean jester. Djimon Hounsou plays a slave…sure, I can see that (or have seen that, I guess). Chris Cooper plays Alexander Conklin.
Whatever. It’s Shakespeare, sort of, so I guess we have to like it. Better than that, it’s CGI SHAKESPEARE! Pass the bong, knave.