Way back on Friday, I got some free stuff in the mail (thanks to my superior contesting abilities). This is the tale of that mail.
Who doesn’t love free stuff? Yeah, I know, but spare me your whining about how you once got free stuff and spent the next 8 months living under a bridge and eating out of a dumpster behind the KFC on 12th Street. You’re such a downer.
Back on task, people. The free stuff.
Read a 100% true account of what became of some of the stuff here.