Missile Missive

I know we all know that a crazed drug lord traded for an ICBM and, after a botched attempt by Steven Seagal (and his clones) to seize the homemade submarine it was held in off the coast of California, the missile was launched.  The missile was then demolished at its flight peak by the laser defense system that is controlled via a stationary triangle space ship jointly controlled by Sony and the US Air Force, who stole the ship from the Russians in 1998 (the Russians, of course, having rebuilt it after it crashed in the Urals during a particularly nasty geomagnetic storm).

Of course, there are other theories.  One of them is about US Airways flight 808. (see also Contrail Science Overflow site due to, ya know, overflow on the regular site)

I’m not really going to get into any of this.  I don’t want to change your mind.  I would just like you to think about it (“it” being whatever you aren’t thinking about right now).

This is the type of story where people will believe whatever they want to believe.  Nothing will ever change that.  Primarily because a bunch of mouths opened before having any information and because other mouths are just not equipped to produce solid information.  Yet both sets of mouths insist on saying things like “absolutely certain” and “without a doubt”.

It reminds me of watching the SyFy show Fact or Faked last night.  They were successfully debunking a squatch video, but one of the hosts managed to mention that squatches are known to be nocturnal creatures.  This is, of course, absolutely not known.

Blinders are unhelpful unless you are trying to win the Breeder’s Cup and your pony gets crazy eyes.

I would also like to add this visual because it reminds of my days on a whaling ship back in the summer of 1869:


It's a bird, it's a plane....

God speed, rocketplanemissileship!

About I.M. Pangs

digital verbal smog creator improbablefrontiers.com
This entry was posted in Science, Universal Absurdity and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

8 Responses to Missile Missive

  1. Phone’s ringing dude.

    (You have incoming.)

  2. I’d rather learn how to teleport if it’s all the same to you.

  3. Don’t make me come over there.

  4. What will you fall for then?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s