Where did the time go?

Let me start by saying that I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the first, finished version of this post disappeared into the Interzone fog.  I will not be silenced!  Here we go again….

Today I’ve been delving into New Chronology and phantom time hypothesis.

New Chronology is given to us by a Russian math chap.  He is letting us in on the great lie that our traditional chronology represents.  You see, history isn’t really that old.  It’s all happened fairly recently.  However, through a series of mistakes, falsehoods and deceptions, what we are presented with is a jumbled mess of tall tales and misinformation.

NC informs that the history of people only goes back to about AD 800.  Everything earlier than that is just nonsense.  Our timeline is packed with copies of events that were misdated, misrecorded, misunderstood, dubbed, redubbed and overdubbed Russo-Reggaeton style.  Traditional dating methods such as carbon dating and dendrochronology are poor, inaccurate and bogus.

Almost everything of import happened between the 10th and 16th centuries.  In Europe.  Jesus was a Byzantine Emperor.  Ancient Greek and Roman statues are obvious fakes due to the shocking anatomical correctness which was unknown prior to the Renaissance.  There is also an overflowing laundry basket of misunderstood Russian history, including a Russian Horde empire that ruled Eurasia pre-17th century.

PTH is a little easier on the brain.  Simply put, some German fellow discovered that AD 614-911 did not exist (911!  Think about it!).  The great plague known as They (no, not the vicious shadow beings) have taken it upon themselves to conceal this fact from you and your mom.  They have gone to extraordinary lengths in the creation of evidence to support the false chronology that you understand as the truth.  Once again, we are informed of the terrible traditional methods of dating shit.  This is full-blown conspiracy from way back.  How did they think they could keep this from us for so long?

Seems insane, no?

I’m going to blow this up right now.  I’m not saying these gents are wrong.  What I’m saying is, they just don’t know how right they are.

I think the most simple answer is the Truth here.

Time travel.

That’s right!  Clearly, before the apocalypse destroys the Everything, a very small group of privileged élite travel back in time.  That time has/d to remain secret.  Those years are/will be wiped from our public chronology to conceal this fact.

Details can be provided AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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6 Responses to Where did the time go?

  1. autumnforest says:

    Dude–you totally uncovered it!

  2. So it was all a plot. I knew it! Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
    Now if you’ll excuse me I must go back in Time and fix all this rubbish.
    Don’t wait up.

  3. Eventually is a long time suckah! *snerks

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