Two cryptozoologists walk into a bar…
The third one didn’t believe it.
Spats make everything classy. Especially in Bigfootery. Good bigfoot spats are the highest expression of the human condition.
Animals with canes. Can’t beat ’em.
And since Chester A Arthur is a badass…
T-shirts are voices for the times, man.
The Stalwarts should have looked at Chester’s shirt a little closer. He wasn’t laughing with them.