Some pillar of the community sent me a link about doper wallabies.
“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” Lara Giddings told the hearing.
“Then they crash,” she added. “We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”
Which got me thinking. I know. Lock up the sharp things and hide the flammables.
I was picturing a bunch of plasma balls, stoned to the gills on some magnetic energies, swirling in circles and passing out in a blip. Wobbling through the fields leaving cryptic, whimsical messages fit to be comprehended only by another soused luminous sphere.
It all makes sense now.
Remember, being a pillar of the community is superfantastic. Unless you’re from Sodom.
- Only in Tasmania – May be Bob Brown and Christine Milne should comment on this situation – BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | ‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’ (rajcairnsreport.wordpress.com)
- Ufos Aren’t The Problem. Blame The Wallabies! (socyberty.com)
- Crop Circles- Made By Man Or By Aliens ? (vault9.net)
- Crop-Circle Artists Becoming High Tech (space.com)