There are other crazy things that are trying to burrow into your child’s psyche. I’m not sure what the secret message is here, but it is obviously horrifying.
But what about Axolotl? Way cooler. Named like an Aztec god. Was a mudkip way before that no-talent ass clown.
During this morning’s photo shoot, Jacques is playing the role of a sexy salamander in the mire by the local park. Notice the engaging eyes.
Jacques is rock with dreams of becoming an Ax
Maybe you are just a rock, Jacques, but you got style and you got grace.
Don’t ever change, Jacques.