He Was A Real-Estate Man, By Golly

I get way too much enjoyment out of the DirecTV infoblurbs.

I’m not saying this doesn’t describe the movie Dracula.  It certainly does.  If you care to boil it down to approximately thirteen unlucky words.

I hope that real-estate feller knows what he’s getting into.  Probably not if the real-estate listing was done by the same folks as this movie description.


And hell, look at that.  Up in the right corner.  It’s an aging Indiana Jones getting punched in the face by some Nazis while trying to steal decorative skulls from Restoration Hardware’s newly opened Martian store.

As it should be.

He never did listen to the Lieutenant.



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