North Korea‘s search for Truth unearthed a unicorn lair.
The discovery of the site, it concluded, “proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of ancient Korea.”
How dare they doubt South Korea’s soul? That’s just silly.
They are now trying to backtrack and say that they have simply found a cave that is associated with a legend of the mythical Kirin. You know they are just trying to keep it hush-hush and someone got “the business” for leaking info that they had found an actual unicorn lair. By “the business”, I mean a good noogie, of course.
Anyone else thirsty now?