Bunnies are Evil

Anyanka knew this.  She’s old as dirt, so you should listen to her.

“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies. Bunnies. It must be bunnies!”

And let’s not forget Tim The Enchanter’s warnings about the Rabbit of Caerbannog!

“Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer! “

It doesn’t end there.  The list of bunny malcontents is long.

They are everywhere.  And they breed like, well, rabbits.

And let’s not forget the most famous vampire bunny of them all, Bunnicula!

When I was a very small person, a librarian read the book, “Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery” to us during some wonderful period of time called “not being bored in class”.  Thank you, library lady!

I remember getting to see the cartoon later, but it isn’t as seared into my memory as hearing the story read to me.  Luckily (or not, depending on my mood), there is YouTube.

About I.M. Pangs

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2 Responses to Bunnies are Evil

  1. You failed to mention the Playboy Bunnies of Stepford. I am disappoint.

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