It’s cold as hell

I met up with a friend for a few cocktails Wednesday night.

My cab driver was a real nice fellow.  What else would you expect from the Dark Lord?

Car 666 at your service, Sir!

I don’t think it’s any coincidence that I was hung over on Thursday and my heater stopped working.

Me being me, I didn’t even notice the heat had stopped working.  It seemed a bit cold, but it was 14 degrees Fahrenheit outside, so that was to be expected.  I usually keep the house around 66 degrees because whateva, I do wot I want!

It’s 45 degrees in my house right now and I had to dig out long underwear and a sweatshirt.  I’m actually wearing socks for once.

Shiverfit – the newest exercise craze!  Arctic blast the fat away!  Brought to you by Ol’ Man Winter and your friendly neighborhood Frigid Wind.

The HVAC repair dude can’t get here soon enough.

How many mugs of hot tea does it take to keep me from becoming a snow man?

I’ll let you know.

Contemplating the mysteries of the frozen galaxy in a cup of tea.

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About I.M. Pangs

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