So, it is one of those days. A Friday, the thirteenth day of a month.
This means you probably have the opportunity to catch at least one movie with Jason Voorhees (or his mother…or some faker!) killing nubile, young folks near a pond.
Not that you care, because you can stream it whenever you want. Everything is so easy for you now, isn’t it? If only you could detach yourself from your giant cell phone long enough to be free. Take the red pill before it’s too late!
Turns out, this year Friday the 13th is pretty lucky. Today is the second of three such Fridays this year. We already had one in February and we will have one in November if the end of days doesn’t happen first. Check out the technical details in this EarthSky article.
This triple threat only happens eleven times in the 21st century.
The 13th goes to 11!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON ANYMORE!
Enjoy the weekend kids. It will be nice in Chicago for once.