Category Archives: Conspiracy

The silver eel flies at dusk when the wine rains from moody barrels

What? I have no idea. I get a ton of weird spam.  Yes, you are correct, all spam is weird to some degree.  Even the stuff that comes in a can. My Mail thinks this is Junk.  My Mail is … Continue reading

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TV Apocalypse

NASA put a handy FAQ on their website for those that desperately want to know why the world didn’t bother to end.  Hell, even today’s winter storm feels like a flop. Meanwhile, there is a sale on used torches in … Continue reading

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I Have Things To Do!

HI FOLKS!  I’m super busy.  Had family gatherings, visitors at the house, stuff getting (and failing to be – fuck you Unnamed Generic Stuff Store; peeking in your direction Pottery Barn, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, wrench to the head…..) delivered. … Continue reading

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Nothing is What it Seems

I don’t care what this guy says, he’s pointing and laughing at some people.  I presume those people are bible literalists, but I’m also certain he doesn’t reserve his laughter just for those people. United Airlines flights to Jupiter are … Continue reading

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Post Rapture Recap and the upcoming Rerapture: Electric Bugaboo

Yeah.  There isn’t much to say. I did find this article funny in way.  Funny like, this milk tastes funny. 89-year-old Harold Camping‘s recent admission that he’s “flabbergasted” the world didn’t end last weekend sounds somewhat pitiful. “It has been … Continue reading

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Rapturing!

I’m not going to be going anywhere, but if you think you might be getting a call up you’ll want to watch this helpful video.

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EPIC FORGERY!

This stuff gets around really fast and it isn’t very long before it comes up in the bar and you realize just how many people come across this shit and give no thought to it besides “this sounds legit, must … Continue reading

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