Tag Archives: European Space Agency

A Trip to Mars

Mars is so hot lately. Some billionaire detailed a fantasy-level plan to colonize Mars. The world rejoiced. Our little buddies Opportunity and Curiosity are roaming around looking for microorganisms, water and secret Nazi bases. The Schiaparelli probe is scheduled to land on Mars … Continue reading

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Probable Deceptacon Landing Spot Examined

An expedition went deep into the desert to examine first hand the Kamil crater that was spotted via Google Earth in 2008 and made some time ago (they’re still working on that) by an iron meteorite. The two-week, 40-person expedition … Continue reading

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