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Zombears: The Walking Teds

Zombies + Teddy Bears = Grrrrruesome Awesome Which brings us to undeadteds.com! Imagine that foul-mouthed Boston Bear, Ted, shambling around looking for hook-uhs and brain.  Someone needs to get on that movie sequel right quick. For now, we’ll just have … Continue reading

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Ain’t That Cute

Shoot me now.  Seriously, you are going to want to. I hate myself too. I’m going to bring up Christmas already. You will have to pardon me.  When I see a Yeti in a Santa hat, I feel it is … Continue reading

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Zombie Tools

Tools for dealing with zombies.  Not tools for use by zombies. The doods at ZombieTools make some wicked looking blades to satisfy all your apocalyptic needs.  A nice machete, a “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” t-shirt and a calendar to … Continue reading

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Crystal Hangover

Crystal Head Vodka.  Brought to you by Dan Aykroyd and John Alexander. A quadruple-distillation process made Crystal Head as pure as vodka can be, but the quest for an almost mystical purity continued. As a final stage, the liquid was filtered … Continue reading

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Here There Be Zombies

Been feeling a little peckish. So hungry. I can’t believe I ate a double quarter pounder. Haven’t eaten meat in almost three years. I just really craved something substantial and it is so easy to hit that drive through. I … Continue reading

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A little evil hook

It’s that time of year when we should all be bah humbugging. Elves and crochet seems like a good start. Who doesn’t love them some evil elves? Imagine them crocheted. If you did, you would get something like these elves … Continue reading

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This Will Solve Everything

If you have a spare c-note burning a hole in your pocket, you’ll certainly want this bona-fide UFO Detector.  It’s a kit, too.  Not an annoying fully assembled product. From the description: The UFO Detector is designed to sense magnetic … Continue reading

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Will nobody save the livestock?

Hurry up and grab your super special alien abduction lamp.       Personally, I only use TVs and computer screens to illuminate the home.

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Random and Sundry Saturday Stuff of Importantude and Excellence

I’m watching Paranatural “Blood Rain & Star Jelly”.  I just love gelatinous rain.  But who doesn’t? During the commercials, I am flipping around.  Looking around the dial right now, you can find Vacancy 2, Christine, Student Bodies, The Devil’s Ground, Pan’s Labyrinth, … Continue reading

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