Category Archives: Crypto
Evidence of possible alien Atlantean ghost god entity captured on video
Or it’s a bear. OK, it’s a freaking bear. Can you douchey news outlets stop with the bullshit and the clickbait headlines? Yeah, I didn’t think you could, but I thought it was my duty to ask. The US Fish … Continue reading
Alien Fish Navy Horde caught spying in the South China Sea
How do I know that’s what happened? Because why not. There is no other plausible explanation. Also, I read this article in The Mirror, “Angler stunned after hooking rare unidentified fish in South China Sea near Malaysia” An angler has … Continue reading
Squatched him? I bearly saw him!
If you haven’t noticed, fringe subjects haven’t been very fringe for a while. Not that anyone won’t give you some glaring side-eye if you start regaling them with tales of your haunted cable box or your experiences with randy alien … Continue reading
Stick Figures Return from the Dead
The numbers are in and they are encouraging. From nothing, the huge Lord Howe Island stick insect, Dryococelus australis, has risen back up to a bit more than nothing. Lord Howe Island is a small island about 600 kilometers off the East … Continue reading
I Have The Same Problem, Harry
Don’t worry, buddy. Everyone will know it’s you. Sadly, they will assume my blurry profile picture is you too. Proof positive that I am a squatch, you see. Because squatches do that. The evidence is overwhelming.
I’m Not Lion
I’ve been mulling over some thoughts in my head these last few days. I haven’t been sure how to formulate any of them into something sensible. I wasn’t sure if I would end up putting them down at all; and, … Continue reading
Enter, If You Dare, The Unicorn’s Lair
North Korea‘s search for Truth unearthed a unicorn lair. The discovery of the site, it concluded, “proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of ancient Korea.” North Korea has always argued that Pyongyang, and not South Korea’s Seoul, is the … Continue reading
Bigfoot Denied Safe Haven in NY while $10 Million Bounty Exists!
How’s that for a headline? According to the Center for Biological Diversity’s weekly digital newsletter Endangered Earth Online, a request was made to New York state’s Department of Environmental Conservation on the Squatch’s behalf (see a copy of the rejection … Continue reading
Squatchy Morns
Early morning this week, the dog and I stumbled on this. Note the large timber. The clear indications of non-natural construction. I bet you know what we were thinking.
Back from the Woods: Squatchy as Hell
Just because I was silent, doesn’t mean I wasn’t paying attention. I have been out about the riverlands and the woods, but that wasn’t keeping me from writing. No, I have been truly and utterly flabbergasted by the various shows. … Continue reading